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Souless god/WV

I sit atop a lead throne. Amuse me mortal.
i am mayoR of cantown.Boop.
nomnomnomnom

orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
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its like hiding behind a small rock when you are 3. except everybodies not.


tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

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It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it


iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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May 21st at 7PM / via: holmes-sweet-holmes / op: grimyboy / 56,094 notes

hiddlestalker:

harrybelongstolouisandalwayswill:

ep1c:

itskinzibitch:

grizzzlybearcub:

Getting the least important friend to take the group photo 

being the least important friend that takes the photo

not having enough friends to take a group photo

not having friends. 

friends

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ouroborass:

renbismark:

watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

what about MySpace?


odinner:

thank you so much imabirdmotherfucker for helping me with the text. i can’t write fancily for my life.


May 21st at 5PM / via: adiosstrider / op: pakao / 144,107 notes

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge


May 21st at 5PM / via: knifepics / op: knifepics / 14 notes
knifepics:

Straight Razor

knifepics:

Straight Razor


musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

rustled jimmies ahoy.


tumble-after-dark:

Just let it sink in that a good portion of Tumblr is full of Night Blogger’s posts.

Yahoo paid $1.1 Billion for this..


May 21st at 5PM / via: adventuretitan / op: ribly / 427 notes


May 21st at 5PM / via: adventuretitan / op: 69sovidya / 136 notes

new song gained!

May 21st at 5PM / 0 notes

I have now learned some of tnt by ac/dc. lol been plying guitar for  total of 2 days now. woo. one day I will be able to play iron maiden.